Teachers, you're in luck if you live in Washington! There's no laws on the books that bar a teacher from sleeping with an 18-year-old student, because the law is unnecessarily vague. Hell, unnecessarily-vague laws are what protect all of us from being persecuted for one thing or another, so it looks like we'll see fewer news stories from Washington of a teacher-student relationship; they're all moving to the Penthouse Letters section.