Adultland XXX has had its share of lawbreaking: they got closed down for selling porn on Flag Day, they got cited for selling porn on Columbus Day, but the court has decided that the city has no juristiction for shutting down adult stores on holidays, because they haven't properly defined what days those are. Vaguely-worded laws don't give you wiggle-room, governments: they are just going to get your laws thrown out. Next up: properly defining what actually constitutes an adult store, and then we can get down to brass tacks.