Sarah Palin came in second in the Miss Alaska contest, like, fifty years ago, but her natural beauty will strut the runway yet again: the Club Paradise Men's Club in Las Vegas is hosting a Sarah Palin Lookalike Beauty Contest, hoping that the contestants will strip it all off. The winner will get to attend the inaguration next January, unlike the real Sarah Palin, who will be reduced to crying in her bedroom closet, snuggling a ratty old flannel blanket.