NOOO!! Church Burns Porn
In a horror not seen since the Spanish Inquisition, a library of enormous historical content has been destroyed by a church. In this case: a hundred reels of 70's and 80's pornography found in a drive-in theatre went into the fire. The church, who bought the drive-in, chose morals over income, because a hundred reels of 35mm or 70mm full-length pornographic films would probably be worth in the six-figure range on the open market, depending on content and 'quality'. I do call 'publicity stunt' on this: a drive-in theatre would be very unlikely to have hundreds of pornographic films lying around (they couldn't show them on a giant public screen), and t! hey expect us to believe that nobody noticed the films just lying around even though the drive-in was still operating until last spring, and the church bought the drive-in in order to show wholesome, family flicks. They probably bought some moldy 8mm stag reels off eBay and used them as a symbolic representation of what they were trying to do. A church manipulating symbolism to promote their new business venture? Jesus would be proud.