How lucky can this guy be? While working at his delivery job, the rear-view TV system in Dirkan Ohnayan's car began displaying unsolicited pornography. Me, I've gotta look for it online or rent it at the dirty bookstore, but somehow, in some Ontario suburb, pornography is beamed directly into people's cars. That makes Canada only three steps away from a perfect society where porn is zapped directly into people's brains, thus removing all erotic reasons to leave the house.