Confusion Abounds in WA

A land developer in Olympia has become fed-up with the environmentalists' requirements that he handle the wetlands properly before he can build his new supermarket. The problems are mounting, so the guy is about to throw in the towel and go with Plan B: he'll build a sex emporium instead if his permits don't get approved. Now, I think he's just confusing the deciders a, wetlands are good, but sex emporiums are good too...what's a poor, liberal Olympian to do?

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