Strippers Win Fashion Week

If you want to present your pret-a-porter fashions in an exotic, sensual way, you pick exotic, sensual presenters. Step 1: Call up all the strippers you can find, and fit them in your Fashion Week naughties. Step 2: Get a cut of all the dollars stuffed in your models' garters. (duh) Step 3: Profit! - especially when Reuters writes a whole article about you. Who knew strippers could be a valuable advertising medium?

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