Pamela Anderson claims to have "good penis karma", meaning no penis she's ever been with has ever seemed small by comparison. I wonder how the Hindi determine the earning of 'penis karma'? In a previous life, did she fuck a zillion small-penised men, and this is her reward? Was she a huge-penised man who put his tool to work on unfortunate women, and this is her punishment? I think she needs to reflect on this karmic experience, and decide: just what did I do to deserve big penises?".