The Hen Is On The Move

Kentucky Fried Chicken has made a serious security mistake: they have moved their secret recipe from its long-occupied secure location temporarily. It was once housed in a combination-locked file cabinet, but advanced security protection is required in this high-tech day and age. The recipe has been moved to an undisclosed location, and will not return until security has been increased. Odds are 20:1 the Russian Mafia will possess it within hours, leaving a trail of bodies in their wake. Banquet Frozen Chicken: they're waiting for your briefcase of cash to arrive.

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