Canadian advice columnist Mr. Civics (in some circles referred to by his educational salutation, as "Dr. Civics") is posed a question: My hot, slutty neighbor sunbathes in her backyard nude. Should I call the cops? His answer: You idiot, if you don't like it, put it on the 'lecherous men's housing market' and rake in the cash. Room with a view has it's selling points, you know.