I like Fatboy Slim and all, but I had high hopes for the song "slash dot slash." I mean, it's internet-themed, right? The title sounds like it...but the song is just so damn annoying. The beat is pretty good; fast, funky, but the lyrics (if they can be called that) are lacking in appeal. What does it need? It needs...something...

AHA - exactly what it needed: jiggling retro boobies.