The future is here, people: open source sex toys are on the way. It's not just 3d-printed penises: technically-minded people are trying to stimulate your genitals in ways you had never-before predicted. Thanks, Linus Torvalds, for giving technology the kind of can-do attitude that'll encourage people to electrically shock their own genitals in hopes of discovering the sex toys of the future!

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