Dear god, no -- a five-mile tall blow-up doll is walking across the surface of planet Earth, planning a Galactus-style destruction of everything we know and love! Where are the Fantastic Four when you need them?!?

No, sorry; this is just a blow up doll that was sent into space to prove its quality as a toy. It was only moderately successful; it made it up to a hundred thousand feet -- or about 20 miles -- before it was released and tried to parachute back to Earth. The parachute tore off her arms, so, well, now I have to cross that off my to-do list.