Finally, Bell Labs produces something to make a better world. Debuting at AVN this weekend, Roxxxy the robot has artificial intelligence and is able to fuck you the way you really want it: cold and creepy. The technology is still growing - it has to start somewhere - because, remember those old cellular phones? You gotta start with a StarTAC before you can get to an iPhone, and somewhere in the middle people are going to tell you it's giving you brain cancer whenever you use it. Sex robots have the same path to roll down before they reach their maturity as a product and become something douchebags buy to prove that they're cooler than you, and despite that you secretly want one even though you don't know what you'll do with it.