Tits Barometer!
When your meteorological equipment just isn't nippley enough, what are you to do? ZOO Magazine has a replacement dial for your barometer. Sorry, that's not a euphemism, but it does have pictures of boobs, so it's got that going for it. I'm no weatherman, but I don't have a problem with the weather getting "winter coat with a chance of bikini bottoms" any time soon, but I'm going to have to wait a few months before my needle starts pointing towards "topless and goofy".